32

Clothes? Pah.

Also, meet Derrick Fancypantsykillington and his trusty All Terrain Recon Transport, Fluffy.

I figured that, rather than just having masses of gormless photos of my less than interesting face, I’d introduce a theme for each month. This month is Derrick and Fluffy, so keep an eye out.

31

There’s Ethan again. And Tom. And Potato Ethan. Say hello.

THAT’S JANUARY DONE! WOOOOOOO!

30

So I literally just rolled out of bed and got dressed. I hate mornings.

28 and 29

I missed yesterday, so have two of my face.

My bad.

27

I’m just about to have a shower, ok?

Seriously, one of these days I’ll take a photo I’m happy with.

26

I clean my room regularly, as you can definitely tell.

Also, one of these days you might see a decent picture of me.

Might.

25

I swear. Trying to take decent photos of myself will be the death of me, especially when my chin thought it’d be a lovely idea to try cultivating a nice, juicy zit.

Om. Nom. Nom.

Also, it was windy today. The end.

24

Haven’t had a shower since the last one.

So.

Yeah.

23

That’s Ethan in the background.

Say hello.