May 2012
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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker
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BRITON I FOUND IT
wondygirl:
lokisswagga:
greatbriton:
huejackman:
greatbriton:
huejackman:
It was less than 1.5 seconds tbh but I FOUND IT.
oh sweet fuck
THANK YOU!!
i seriously have never seen it. okay. :D thanks!!!!!
I never saw it before, either. I kept seeing the caps of it, and I was like, “I sure as hell don’t remember anything like that.”
I guess I was confused because the cap going...
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Watchkamen-rider-equine:
hardboiledandwutnot:
mass-destruction:
shooptastic:
dignified-toddle:
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
...
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kawaicandy:
Do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god I’m so fucking glad I clicked follow they make my life so much better.
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man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
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groovychainsaws:
inspiredbreathing:
groovychainsaws:
corncobs:
groovychainsaws:
“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
BREEZE”
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
ROCK BOTTOM.”
“My daughter...
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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edvilla23:
sylphoflies:
edvilla23:
What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
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southafricans:
loki and ghb: the Final Showdown
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now were ghosts the end
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard:
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
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panzerwagen:
pandemmic:
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
THERE ARE TEARS
I AM ON CAM WITH HIM AND THERE ACTUALLY ARE TEARS I DON’T KNOW WHICH IS FUNNIER THE DUCK OR HIM
IM OK NOW BUT THERE’S SALTY EYE JUICE EVERYWHERE
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
THERE ARE TEARS
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Satu: but that's not pussy
Satu: i know what pussy smells like
